The Gemini Witch

She rocks my socks

My grandmother is amazing. Not even my biological grandmother. Her name is Mary Evelin and she is 100% fabulous. Se maried my grandfather when I was about 4 and everyone except my mom hated her. We’re moving accross country and everyone has been so unsupportable. Not her!!! She said exactly word for word what I’ve been preaching. “your young, it’s you dutie to yourself to travel the world and make yourself happy. You can care about other people but always make sure your happy first.” that woman is amazing. I love her and my granddaddy so much (:







Ohh. My. God. I want them both. Now. seriously I’ll give you an arm, a leg, my left tit, even my first born child, I WANT THEM.

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Via Anything & Everything


Ugh, this movie <3

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thewitchescauldron:

This is so beautiful

My Grannay use to make these <3

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How to tell if they like you.

ARIES

TAURUS

GEMINI

CANCER

LEO

VIRGO

LIBRA

SCORPIO

SAGITTARIUS

CAPRICORN

AQUARIUS

PISCES

Via ☾ The Witches Cauldron ☼

we-are-not-failures:

gpoy

Thats what i liked about you, babe



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Project Success Spell

  • Green Candle (For prosperity)
  • Orange Candle (For courage and Confidence)
  •  Carnelian (Optional)

Use this Spell for Success on a school project that you will be presenting in front of the class. After your Project is completed place the Green Candle on the left side of it, and the Orange Candle on the other. Don’t get too close unless you want it to go up in flames!  When you’re ready visualize yourself presenting the project and getting a great grand on it. Light the candles and say…


All I ask is what is due

For skills and talents true

Help me get all I’ve earned

For my hard work and lessons learned

As I sow, so shall I reap

Credits earned so shall I keep

Let others see my worth and value

And success is sure to follow


Hahahahahaha

  • (A woman who had gone through my line earlier that day came up to me.)
  • Customer: “Give me back my goddamn keys back!!
  • Me: “Excuse me?”
  • Customer: “My car keys! Give them back!”
  • Me: “I wasn’t aware that I had them. Ma’am, are your keys lost? I can get someone to help you find them if you want.”
  • Customer: “No! I know it was you who took them! I put them up on this little tray– *points to the tray next to the debit machine* “–and when I got home I couldn’t find them anywhere!”
  • Me: “When…when you got home? Ma’am, did you drive home?”
  • Customer: “Well, duh! What kind of idiot are you? Do you think I’m poor?” *gives a disgusted look*
  • Me: “No…how did you get back here, ma’am?”
  • Customer: “I drove here, of course!”
  • Me: “With your car keys?”
  • Customer: “Yes! Now give them back!”
  • Me: “Ma’am…if I had taken your car keys, would you have been able to drive home and back here?”
  • Customer: “No! But I know you took them!”
  • (I then notice the keys shining in her hand.)
  • Me: : “Open your hand please, ma’am?”
  • Customer: *upon seeing her keys in her hand* “Oh, you little witch! What did you do, ‘magic’ them back into my hand?! What kind of store lets witches work for them?!”
  • Me: “Ma’am, I’m not a witch…but you are a complete stereotypical blonde.”
  • Customer: “Oh, how dare you! I demand to speak to your manager.”
  • (My manager, who is a Wiccan and has been listening to this exchange for the past few minutes, comes up behind me, playing with her Five pointed star necklace.)
  • Manager: *in a mystical voice* “Well, hello there, earth-walker. What can I do for you?”
  • Customer: *sputters curse words and quickly storms out*

Yet she can cast magic. Many would shun her for her ways.
Would you? I certainly wouldn’t.
She has never sinned, yet to some,she has.
Her only sin is being who she is. Nothing more.
How can you cast away this pagan lass? She has done no harm!
It is not her way. Yet she will do as she will.
The moon is her comforting mother. The sun is her protective father.
Nature is her best friend.
Witch means wisewoman.
She is wise. Is she wiser than we?
Yes. I hope she’ll cast a spell for me.
by Kris Mancuso


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